Phillip
No tribute to former friends would be complete without "Phil".
Phillip came into our lives just as we were moving onto the farm.
Our close friend Michelle was moving off of hers. While Friendly was boarded there, Phillip came from across the road, jumped the fence and entrenched himself with the outdoor horses. He and Friendly struck up a friendship. A year went by when Michelle received a phone call from her neighbor saying if she wanted to keep that llama she had to pay him $1200. Michelle promply replied, that he hadn't retrieved it and therefore owed her $1500 board, if he wanted it back.
We took a lot of stuff from Michelle's to help us get started, Phillip included. Our first experience with llama wrangling was the
2 hours it took to catch him and the next one to get him on the trailer. As we were pulling out, Michelle said we needed to get him clipped as he really suffered each summer. Thirty phone calls later, I found someone that was willing to clip him, if he was tame and
halter broke, then proceeded to tell me what to do. We were pretty
sure he had some halter work, as he bore scars where someone had left a halter on him too long. The "tame" was not so easy; we put Phillip in an 8x8 enclosure and I worked with him twice a day. Every day, twice a day, for the next two weeks, I got kicked, spit on, bitten, and struck at. At the time, I was on stress leave from teaching.
The year before, I had taught a child by the same name, with the same beautiful brown eyes who had Asperger's Syndrome. I had been kicked, spit on, bitten and struck at by him, too.
Well, we got Phillip clipped, but not before he broke the portable
stocks the llama people had brought with them. They reckoned he was
well into his teens and bore signs of previous neglect and abuse.
Future clippings involved Greg wrestling with him and us shouting at him to swallow his spit.
Phil enjoyed the last few years of his life. He was a rather dignified old man, who became the brunt of several bright ideas, like llama rides at Christmas. He would put up with whatever we put to him with distain, looking down his long nose in disgust and then reluctant acceptance. He ruled the roost and went wherever he liked
until he started chowing down on my brand new cotoneaster hedge. We
remember Phillip everyday, as he graces our computer as our screen saver.